Sunday 9 September 2012
Age Quotes
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ~Doug Larson
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~Leroy "Satchel" Paige
Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. ~Samuel Ullman
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. ~Douglas MacArthur
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis
In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days long. ~Nikita Ivanovich Panin
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig
In a man's middle years there is scarcely a part of the body he would hesitate to turn over to the proper authorities. ~E.B. White
The years teach much which the days never knew. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. ~Mark Twain,Following the Equator
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~George Bernard Shaw
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ~John Mortimer
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier, New York Times, 9 October 1960
Old Time, that greatest and longest established spinner of all!.... his factory is a secret place, his work is noiseless, and his hands are mutes. ~Charles Dickens
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. ~Author Unknown
A man's age is something impressive, it sums up his life: maturity reached slowly and against many obstacles, illnesses cured, griefs and despairs overcome, and unconscious risks taken; maturity formed through so many desires, hopes, regrets, forgotten things, loves. A man's age represents a fine cargo of experiences and memories. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. ~Robert Southey, The Doctor
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. ~John Barrymore
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? ~Satchel Paige
Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur. ~Muriel Spark
Father Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour. With such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life. ~Charles Dickens
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. ~Mark Twain
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~Caryn Leschen
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo
Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush to the net. ~Franklin Adams
Everyone is the age of their heart. ~Guatemalan Proverb
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. ~Author Unknown
Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim
There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going. ~J.B. Priestly
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. ~Author Unknown
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. ~Author Unknown
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. ~Logan Pearsall Smith
We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. ~Author Unknown
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. ~Judith Regan
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. ~Mark Twain
It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen. ~Brigitte Bardot
It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any called strikes. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. ~Robert Browning
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
Old age is fifteen years older than I am. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left. ~Voltaire
There's no such thing as too late. That's why they invented death. ~From the movie Out to Sea
I was wrong to grow older. Pity. I was so happy as a child. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière
Age is opportunity no less,
Than youth itself, though in another dress,
And as the evening twilight fades away,
The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Morituri Salutamus
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes (Thanks Janice!)
The soul's dark cottage, battered and decayed,
Lets in new light through chinks that time hath made.
~Edmund Waller
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion. ~Doris Lessing
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn
Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. ~Martin Buxbaum
In the central place of every heart there is a recording chamber. So long as it receives a message of beauty, hope, cheer, and courage - so long are you young. When the wires are all down and our heart is covered with the snow of pessimism and the ice of cynicism, then, and only then, are you grown old. ~Douglas MacArthur
Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear;
'Tis but the funeral of the former year.
~Alexander Pope
The sun shines different ways in summer and winter. We shine different ways in the seaons of our lives. ~Terri Guillemets
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. ~Ambrose Bierce
There are years that ask questions and years that answer. ~Zora Neale Hurston
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. ~Jason Love
It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star Game and an Old-timers' Game. ~Vin Scully
It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out. ~George Dennison Prentice, Prenticeana, 1860
At another year
I would not boggle
Except that when I jog
I joggle.
~Ogden Nash, "Birthday on the Beach"
All diseases run into one, old age. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart. ~Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The paired butterflies are already yellow with August
Over the grass in the West garden;
They hurt me. I grow older.
~Li Po
In dog years, I'm dead. ~Author Unknown
Middle age: The time when you'll do anything to feel better, except give up what is hurting you. ~Robert Quillen
If youth but know,
And old age only could.
~Henri Estienne
Old age puts more wrinkles in our minds than on our faces. ~Michel de Montaigne
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. ~Mark Twain
The arctic loneliness of age. ~S. Weir Mitchell
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990
And now,
Though haply mellow'd by correcting time,
I thank thee, Heaven! that the bereaving world
Hath not diminish'd the subliming hopes
Of youth, in manhood's more imposing cares...
~Robert Montgomery, "Death," A Universal Prayer; Death; A Vision of Heaven; and A Vision of Hell; &c. &c., 1829
The true way to render age vigorous is to prolong the youth of the mind. ~Mortimer Collins
A man is as old as he's feeling,
A woman as old as she looks.
~Mortimer Collins
When the problem is not so much resisting temptation as finding it, you may just be getting older. ~Author Unknown
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. ~Henry Ford
I am getting old and the sign of old age is that I begin to philosophize and ponder over problems which should not be my concern at all. ~Jawaharlal Nehru
Sometimes age succeeds, sometimes it fails. It depends on you. ~Ravensara Noite
An old woman looks in a mirror, recalls a little girl with a rag doll, and wonders what became of the little girl. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn't have when you were young you no longer want. ~L.S. McCandless
I never felt that there was anything enviable in youth. I cannot recall that any of us, as youths, admired our condition to excess or had a desire to prolong it. ~Bernard Berenson
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. ~Author Unknown
Sometimes it takes years to really grasp what has happened to your life. ~Wilma Rudolph
When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
We thought we were running away from the grown-ups, and now we're the grown-ups. ~Margaret Atwood
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. ~P.G. Wodehouse
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. ~Author Unknown
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. ~Harold Coffin
Old age is a lot of crossed off names in an address book. ~Ronald Blythe
You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older. ~Lillian Gish
Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. ~Jonathan Swift,Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1711
Oh! weep not that our beauty wears
Beneath the wings of Time;
That age o'erclouds the brow with cares
That once was raised sublime...
But mourn the inward wreck we feel
As hoary years depart,
And Time's effacing fingers steal
Young feelings from the heart!
~Robert Montgomery, "Lost Feelings," March 1828
It well becomes a man who is no longer young to forget that he ever was. ~Seigneur de Saint-Evremond, 1696
Age is like the newest version of a software - it has a bunch of great new features but you lost all the cool features the original version had. ~Carrie Latet
Age swallows our childhood. ~Terri Guillemets
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again. ~Hugo L. Black
In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
You get to an age when there are really just two reasons to get up in the morning - for goodness sake and for heaven's sake. ~Robert Brault,www.robertbrault.com
When men grow virtuous in their old age, they only make a sacrifice to God of the devil's leavings. ~Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1711
They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression. ~Rick Majerus
Few people know how to be old. ~Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld
We are only young once. That is all society can stand. ~Bob Bowen
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. ~Charles Augustin Sainte-Beuve
I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called hunting for your spectacles. ~Edward Grey
The lost leaves measure our years; they are gone as the days are gone. ~Richard Jefferies, The Life of the Fields, 1908
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ~Author Unknown
How far away the stars seem, and how far is our first kiss, and ah, how old my heart. ~William Butler Yeats
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. ~Phyllis Diller
Growing old is a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form. ~Andre Maurois
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret. ~Benjamin Disraeli,Coningsby
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. ~George Burns
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. ~Voltaire
You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. ~Bonnie Prudden
The trick is growing up without growing old. ~Casey Stengel
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are. ~Quoted by Raymond A. Michel in The Leaf
The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable. I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis. ~Leon Edel
The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. ~Jack Nicklaus
You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind. ~Timothy Leary
It takes a long time to become young. ~Pablo Picasso
The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. ~Joan Collins
I never dared be radical when young
For fear it would make me conservative when old.
~Robert Frost
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood. ~Logan Pearsall Smith
Our bodies are the burial grounds of dead time. ~T.A. Sachs, to "Time! where didst thou those years inter, Which I have seene decease?" by William Habington
Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you ~Bennett Cerf
I am old enough to see how little I have done in so much time, and how much I have to do in so little. ~Sheila Kaye-Smith
There is always some specific moment when we realize our youth is gone; but years after, we know it was much later. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. ~Victor Hugo
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. ~Bill Vaughn
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~Kurt Vonnegut
To the loved ones with snowy crowns, I bequeath the happiness of old age, the love and gratitude of their children until they fall asleep. ~Author unknown, commonly misattributed to Williston Fish
At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence? ~Jules Feiffer
Never lose sight of the fact that old age needs so little but needs that little so much. ~Margaret Willour
The idea is to die young as late as possible. ~Ashley Montagu